Do You Need a Photoshop® Seminar? Me Too

Sometimes I like to mess around on Photoshop, and I have actually done a few projects with the program, but when it really comes down to it, I have very little idea what I’m doing. The average Photoshop user could run circles around me, and I’m not really capable of making anything that looks adequate, let alone professional. I would probably be to my benefit to attend some kind of Photoshop seminar. There are a few basic strategies that I am capable of using, but I won’t really be capable of creating anything remotely impressive without some help from a knowledgeable Photoshop authority.

The truth is that I don’t really want to do anything amazing with the program, but I probably still need a Photoshop seminar. I want to create really dumb, immature pictures that I can use for bribing people or embarrassing my friends. My mind never really evolved past my teenage years, and there will probably always be a part of my brain that wants to play childish pranks. You may think that is sad, but I don’t care. There are basically three schools of Photoshop users: professional photographers or designers who use the program at their job(dorks), semi-comatose house-wives who spent too much money on a program they use to take the red-eye out of pictures of their dogs and brighten the contrast on pictures of their kids, and people like me who just want to make funny pictures. The latter two groups probably need to take a Photoshop seminar from the former group. Back to my goal with Photoshop, here is a list of immature things I want to do with Photoshop.

To make good old-fashioned embarrassing pictures of my friends – This is the main goal of most non-nerds who use Photoshop. I want a Photoshop seminar that can help show me how to make a picture where it looks like my friend is vacuuming the house in a pink skirt. I want to make a picture of my brother with a creepy mustache and a mullet while wearing a stained tank top and then use that picture to create a profile for him on the sketchiest dating web site I can find.

I have plenty of other borderline sad ideas about what to do once I attend the right Photoshop seminar, but they all just fall into the dumb yet funny category.